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5 Types of Haters in Music

Oki from now on I’ll make humor blogs on the music scene ONLY. Decided decided :))

After watching a nice video that has given loads of wonderful insights on haters providing their arguments on youtube, blogs, 9gag, memes etc. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbOeXd1iQ-0&feature=player_embedded#! ) I must say I do want to grow into that kind of perspectives of letting the haters just hate. After all, haters are usually formed because they don’t know something well enough and let their personal insecurity infest their enfeeble minds. I do admit I am a hater for the following.

1. Hip Hop

2. Rap

3. Justin Bieber

Yes I hate those things to bits. Well true I don’t know JB well enough to judge the crap out of him, but hearing him in the radio several times and trolled to use my background music as Baby Baby, then I’m quite sure I have enough legit reasons to hate his music. 

After looking through the loads of different types of music here in the Philippines I have created a list of Top 5 types of haters in particular areas of music. Hating is a nice thing to observe because it pointlessly funny to look into because on how flawed their arguments can get. So here’s the list guys

5. You mainstream? I hate you! (Hipster)

One of the most annoying and probably egotistic haters out there are the Hipsters. (Well my definition of hipster btw in my past blog check THE ONE) Usually what triggers their hate? One compound word: Mainstream. Why do they hate it? Well Hipsters are usually adolescents in age, so they are looking into something different. Something unique, therefore they end up going to their cave of obscure wonders. Another thing is that the Indie lifestyle has created a horrible system of Superiority complex for those who are very insecure of themselves. And what can be more insecure than a teenager? I seriously don’t understand what makes the love for obscurity a factor to increase your personal level in your college food chain. Oki I have listened to various Indie bands from here and there. I do admit they sound good, but please don’t deny that MOST of them sound freakishly the same. Mainstream is no different. MOST mainstream tracks sound EXACTLY the same due to the same chord patterns and progressions. Same applies to indie music. (I can judge because I have listened to A LOT of them and I have been in the music scene for years, I’m more legit than Justin Bieber) Morning Teleportation sounds exactly like the New Pornographers. I bet you guys NEVER heard of them, but trust me they sound very familiar. Is like saying I’m a big fan of K-pop and I can totally tell the difference from one girl from another in this group (which I can’t at all) So I wanna ask, why hate on something that has the same backbone as where you guys are? 

4. I say, Your New Music sounds like Rubbish (Oldies)

I honestly belong here. I am not one of those who really appreciate the new things in music. So again, you’ll wonder, why hate on the new? Usually these people are the ones who are afraid of change. And not just changes, more on the changes that may never seek the suitability of a certain person. Although in terms of musicality and the efforts made in oldies, it is suggested to appreciate the classics more, we gotta admit that if Kansas were to pull out a concert it won’t be as great as it used to be. Hell I honestly get creeped out by old time rock and roll stars who still play live. Take Sting for example. Back in his glory days he looked really awesome and sounded like a howling baboon with proper melody, but now, ummmm I’m sure loads of you guys watch Family guy right? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNP0d29JZpQ

Exactly. And if you do listen to him, well I know it’s exaggerated in Family guy, but it does sound like it’s really hard to understand. See for yourself and load up the chorus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=WsFz5TS6KzE

Some of you will say, I can understand it. I ask you. Seriously? The man is as old as his legacy, but the youth of his legacy ain’t there. He’s old. I’m am a huge fan of Sting and the Police, but damn this made me laugh and made me sad. So just think about it. Change does scare a lot of people.

3. Yo daaawg them other music is crap (Hates Complicated genres)

I admit, I absolutely hate hiphop for reasons that I find their style of music very very talentless and too simple. Anybody with a mac, an autotuning mic, hormone raged sex puns, copyright infringement, and a fast mouth can easily make it to the music industry nowadays. Take this sad excuse for a musician 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrGzfINh9Uo

Seriously taking up Sting and the Police’s and CHANGING THE STALKER LYRICS I MEAN EFIUEWUFEHWFEWKFBEWFEWF

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We will be right back after a few minutes

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Sorry rage meter went through the roof. Anyway, actually real musicians have that instinctive hate against hip hop because for one simple reason, envy. They make it to the top effortlessly but real musicians take loads and loads full of rehearsals to get loads of instruments to sound synced. Unlike hip hop artists that takes a beat and starts placing whatever words they wanna put in. In their side they hate us musicians too for our music is too complicated for them. Gotta admit some people are not that gifted to sing or to play the guitar, so might as well start talking about shit and make them all rhyme with the word shit and Bigga. Talent sources from the most unlikely of efforts. And each gift is different but one thing that keeps them in common is that they were wrapped in a box for you to harness its true power. 

2. Trolls

Worse of all haters. Hating just because they just wanna play around. Need I explain their crap? I know you guys are having fun. But your shit is low

1. Naturally hatin

Well there are those people who really can’t appreciate things. I mean after writing this i still admit that I hate Hip hop and Justin Bieber despite everything I just said. Born to just feel indifferent about something that they simply don’t like. I take my stand and say, I loooooove oldies. And I can never learn to appreciate hormone infested cramped poems of saliva inducing mic killers (in short rappers) Pretty much the arrow is on my knee now in terms of hatin :))